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Sat. Oct. 25
Posted: 6:56 PM
Hello Gentlemen, I'm Texas, your fun sized southern belle.
Reach out and lets have a fun and wild time.
5' 00" 🙊
34DDs 🙈
120 lbs 🙉
Naughty, Tight, Juicy, Freaky, Bubbly Personality.
Upscale, Always Fresh for our pleasure 😘
SafeReliableDiscreet
wont waste your time so dont waste mine.
✅SWEET AND FUN SOUTHERN BELLETOP RATED✅
✅!!!REAL AND RECENT PICS✅
CUSTOM PICS AVAILABLE
VIDEO CHAT AVAILABLE
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Posted: 5:27 PM
💎 Hazel Hayes is Here🌙 Cougar | Unforgettable GFE — Passion Awaits Incall Laughlin 30-11/2 Out anywhere ❤️💋
Incall & Outcall 24 and 7
50
Incall & Outcall 24 and 7
🌟Private PROFESSIONAL Assistant Available Anytime⏱Anywhere🌍 Anyone ✈Escape
Reality 4 Fun/Fantasy 🌟
Hi, I am Hazel Hayes, a mature cougar with sexy Boston accent.
Are you Ready to Escape Reality with me How about some Fun and Fantasy
Educated holding a B.S. in Psychology
15yrs of OUTSTANDING reviews & customer service..based in Las Vegas & travels
often. As well as offering packages for Travel to you.
Professional attitude but carefree spirit 🤟
🎭Activites I luv are: Sports & Outdoor/Travel/Cruising/Classic Rock & Cars/
Motorcycles/Foodie/ Tv shows, Marvel Movies..etc 🎭
⭐24/7 Availability ⭐Must be available to verify you ⭐With References or
Screening info ⭐Like LinkedIn profile or Facebook ⭐Real information
Once verification is completed, we will set up our Adventures!
Hugs,🧚♀ HAZEL Hayes Vip
Gender: Female
Age: 50
Eye Color: Hazel
Body Type: Curvy
Hair Length: short Hair
Ethnic Background: Caucasian
Hair Color: Blonde
Education
Associate in Law
Bachelor in Psychology
Your Passions and Interests
Poker, Racing, Hockey, BASEBALL FOOTBALL Comics Shows Travel Classic cars and
bikes and Classic Rock Top 40 Big Marilyn Monroe Fan..
I love to travel to try new things meet new people
Interesting Facts About Yourself
Professional poker player and gambler Gambling Lessons, Massachusetts Accent
Hugs HAZEL Hayes
🥰🥰🥰
Rates
150bng
200hh
350hr
550 90mins
700 2hrs
add hrs 200
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Posted: 11:47 AM
Posted: 8:49 AM
HORNY AND READY TO PLEASE U.CUM SEE ME
100% satisfation gaurenteed. 💦CUM see how good i can
make you feel🫠🤤 multi pop. i love to swallow
let me get all that cum you got baby every last drop i
also do fs. i got a fat juicy pusy a big ass and nice natural
titties.
offering:
♡ GFE
♡ DATTY
♡ CREAM PIE
♡ MULTI POP
♡ ROLE PLAY
♡ GREEK (limited)
♡ BBBJ
♡ CIM
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fri. Oct. 24
Posted: 11:50 PM
HORNY AND READY TO PLEASE U.CUM SEE ME
100% satisfation gaurenteed. 💦CUM see how good i can
make you feel🫠🤤 multi pop. i love to swallow
let me get all that cum you got baby every last drop i
also do fs. i got a fat juicy pusy a big ass and nice natural
titties.
offering:
♡ GFE
♡ DATTY
♡ CREAM PIE
♡ MULTI POP
♡ ROLE PLAY
♡ GREEK (limited)
♡ BBBJ
♡ CIM
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Posted: 11:48 PM
250 HR 200 HHR 150 QV and 100 BBBJ outcall
200 HR 175 HHR 120 QV 80 BBBJ Incall
I am fetish and kink friendly, so just ask
if your fetish is one i am open too and ill tell you
how much I will do it for!😘
unfortunately it's come to me having to tell you again if you want me to lick
or suck something on your body make sure you have just washed it and it's
completely shaved you can't expect stellar service from me when you don't even
come clean freshly showered me within the hour not before you went to work not
in the morning and then you come see me at night within the hour and please
don't ask me to lick your balls if you haven't shaved in the past decade
Posted: 11:41 PM
Posted: 6:58 PM
One on One Specials 🏷
Sensual Massages & More 😜
Make a Movie With Me 🤳
CALL OR TEXT FOR DETAILS
❌ Nothing Bare ❌
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Posted: 7:00 AM
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SW Near Ikea
57
SW Near Ikea
BE READY!!! Serious only! No FWB please be repectful and do not ask!!!
no call no shows will be blocked!
Hello handsome ! Let me take you on a journey of pleasure. I’m skilled with my
hands, and I’m completely devoted to igniting desire. I worship the male form
with an intense passion, and I know just how to make you feel truly wanted. Are
you ready to surrender to my touch GFE and ’an erotic massage that melts away
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Please do not
call ! Might have company and do not want to have to shut my phone off during
the time that I am visiting with them so please do not call only text text
text text
as soon as I see you have texted I will text you
Posted: 4:45 AM
Thu. Oct. 23
Posted: 11:20 PM
FS, BBBJ, DATY,
$Special $$
140 QV
180hhr
260hr
+$25 for bare
38DD Shaven, Blonde Hair, Green Eyes
Incall Only
Outcall is not included for this special price.
2 girls available
fetish, Role play, Dom, Sub, Mistress,
Sexy Dress Up
Available for Parties, Dinner Date,
Special Request Is+💲
GFE MILF Please No Low Ballers Im Trying To Get
a Car From The Upcoming Auction!!!
Posted: 10:56 PM
Posted: 10:40 PM
LET ME RELAX YOU **100/hr special** LOCALS
LAS VEGAS, and surrounding.. centennial,Aliante,summerlin
45
LAS VEGAS, and surrounding.. centennial,Aliante,summerlin
Hi
🩷I'm a very discreet, independent woman with an amazing
personality you wont forget.....
I am petite, provocative and nice looking from face to toe. I have smooth
skin, I’m very outgoing and love spending quality time with a nice gentlemen.
🩷 No Upsell/flat rate i offer a nice sensual full body deep tissue
massage and more .....
🩷 My sessions are always relaxed, So you will receive maximum pleasure &
enjoyment. Available with at least an hr notice! **Outcall only I drive
🩷 LIVE cam show $50/15 min
Posted: 2:14 PM
SexiTiffany is here to please you and and give you the Tiffany Experience!
INCALL: Hour-320 donation, hhr 220 donation.
*OUTCALL: 440 donation for an Hour
INCALL: BBBJ Only, max 20 minutes 120 donation.
SASSY CLASSY! My donations are not negotiable and I don't offer right now
sessions. Sessions need to be scheduled beforehand.
I am full of sexual energy! I will put you at ease with my healing touch or
rock your world with my fiery energy!!! You Choose!
Oh and did I mention, I have an amazing 120 head special!!
**Please text to schedule a session. **
Gentlemen if you have a hard time hearing please please invest in a hearing
aid so I'm not yelling on the phone so you can hear me and so can all my
neighbors.
See ya soon!
Kisses,
SexiTiffany
All monetary exchanges in legal adult personal services are for the time
expended only, in the delivery of lawful entertainment & companionship. My ads
are not to be taken as a request for illegal activities of any manner.
Donations are for time spent only.
Posted: 1:45 PM
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SW Near Ikea
57
SW Near Ikea
BE READY!!! Serious only! No FWB please be repectful and do not ask!!!
no call no shows will be blocked!
Hello handsome ! Let me take you on a journey of pleasure. I’m skilled with my
hands, and I’m completely devoted to igniting desire. I worship the male form
with an intense passion, and I know just how to make you feel truly wanted. Are
you ready to surrender to my touch GFE and ’an erotic massage that melts away
your tension, paired with worship that will leave you breathless. Trust me, .
And don’t worry, GFE AA bbc
420! N!
Please do not
call ! Might have company and do not want to have to shut my phone off during
the time that I am visiting with them so please do not call only text text
text text
as soon as I see you have texted I will text you
Posted: 1:40 PM
Wed. Oct. 22
Posted: 11:20 PM
FS, BBBJ, DATY,
$Special $$
140 QV
180hhr
260hr
+$25 for bare
38DD Shaven, Blonde Hair, Green Eyes
Incall Only
Outcall is not included for this special price.
2 girls available
fetish, Role play, Dom, Sub, Mistress,
Sexy Dress Up
Available for Parties, Dinner Date,
Special Request Is+💲
GFE MILF Please No Low Ballers Im Trying To Get
a Car From The Upcoming Auction!!!
Posted: 10:25 PM
LET ME RELAX YOU **100/hr special** LOCALS
LAS VEGAS, and surrounding.. centennial,Aliante,summerlin
45
LAS VEGAS, and surrounding.. centennial,Aliante,summerlin
Hi
🩷I'm a very discreet, independent woman with an amazing
personality you wont forget.....
I am petite, provocative and nice looking from face to toe. I have smooth
skin, I’m very outgoing and love spending quality time with a nice gentlemen.
🩷 No Upsell/flat rate i offer a nice sensual full body deep tissue
massage and more .....
🩷 My sessions are always relaxed, So you will receive maximum pleasure &
enjoyment. Available with at least an hr notice! **Outcall only I drive
🩷 LIVE cam show $50/15 min
Posted: 7:21 PM
One on One Specials 🏷
Sensual Massages & More 😜
Make a Movie With Me 🤳
CALL OR TEXT FOR DETAILS
❌ Nothing Bare ❌
FACETIMES • CONTENT & Panties 4 Sale
TWITTER: https://x.com/socalbookfiend
ONLYFANS: 50% Off Oct Birthday Sale ♎
onlyfans.com/socalbookfiend1
TELEGRAM 4 Events/Booking/Content/VideoCalls
https://t.me/+84B1gm1koRxjZDY5
Tue. Oct. 21
Posted: 11:35 PM
No Incall so to make up for it I'm offering 150 fs outcall hours/ 80 fs qv cardates and 60 bbbj cardates
Fremont and Eastern
44
Fremont and Eastern
250 HR 200 HHR 150 QV and 100 BBBJ outcall
200 HR 175 HHR 120 QV 80 BBBJ Incall
I am fetish and kink friendly, so just ask
if your fetish is one i am open too and ill tell you
how much I will do it for!😘
unfortunately it's come to me having to tell you again if you want me to lick
or suck something on your body make sure you have just washed it and it's
completely shaved you can't expect stellar service from me when you don't even
come clean freshly showered me within the hour not before you went to work not
in the morning and then you come see me at night within the hour and please
don't ask me to lick your balls if you haven't shaved in the past decade
Posted: 8:51 PM
FS, BBBJ, DATY,
$Special $$
140 QV
180hhr
260hr
+$25 for bare
38DD Shaven, Blonde Hair, Green Eyes
Incall Only
Outcall is not included for this special price.
2 girls available
fetish, Role play, Dom, Sub, Mistress,
Sexy Dress Up
Available for Parties, Dinner Date,
Special Request Is+💲
GFE MILF Please No Low Ballers Im Trying To Get
a Car From The Upcoming Auction!!!
Posted: 8:46 PM
Posted: 7:47 PM
LET ME RELAX YOU **100/hr special** LOCALS
LAS VEGAS, and surrounding.. centennial,Aliante,summerlin
45
LAS VEGAS, and surrounding.. centennial,Aliante,summerlin
Hi
🩷I'm a very discreet, independent woman with an amazing
personality you wont forget.....
I am petite, provocative and nice looking from face to toe. I have smooth
skin, I’m very outgoing and love spending quality time with a nice gentlemen.
🩷 No Upsell/flat rate i offer a nice sensual full body deep tissue
massage and more .....
🩷 My sessions are always relaxed, So you will receive maximum pleasure &
enjoyment. Available with at least an hr notice! **Outcall only I drive
🩷 LIVE cam show $50/15 min
Posted: 5:37 PM
One on One Specials 🏷
Sensual Massages & More 😜
Make a Movie With Me 🤳
CALL OR TEXT FOR DETAILS
❌ Nothing Bare ❌
FACETIMES • CONTENT & Panties 4 Sale
TWITTER: https://x.com/socalbookfiend
ONLYFANS: 50% Off Oct Birthday Sale ♎
onlyfans.com/socalbookfiend1
TELEGRAM 4 Events/Booking/Content/VideoCalls
https://t.me/+84B1gm1koRxjZDY5
Mon. Oct. 20
Posted: 11:51 AM
For a True CURVEY LOVER !! #❶ Top Provider ❥ sєχу, тαℓєηтεd & єχтяєmєℓу
sкιℓℓεd 💄👑 ❥Always discrete & No drama🚫! ❥Passionate & sensual, my goal is
to keep you relaxed & coming back for more💋 ❥Soft skin, captivating eyes,
gorgeous smile & a curvey thick figure. ❥Catering to all BBW lovers & Curious
BBW lovers 💙 ** LIGHT SCREENING IS A MUST ** SAFETY IS A MUST (no bbj no bare
no gfe no daty).... PROOF OF ME AND REVIEWS
*https://privatedelights.ch/profile/Missjuicyjay
Posted: 11:41 AM
FS, BBBJ, DATY,
$Special $$
140 QV
180hhr
260hr
+$25 for bare
38DD Shaven, Blonde Hair, Green Eyes
Incall Only
Outcall is not included for this special price.
2 girls available
fetish, Role play, Dom, Sub, Mistress,
Sexy Dress Up
Available for Parties, Dinner Date,
Special Request Is+💲
GFE MILF Please No Low Ballers Im Trying To Get
a Car From The Upcoming Auction!!!
Sun. Oct. 19
Posted: 11:25 PM
Posted: 9:10 PM
Hello Gentlemen, I'm Texas, your fun sized southern belle.
Reach out and lets have a fun and wild time.
5' 00" 🙊
34DDs 🙈
120 lbs 🙉
Naughty, Tight, Juicy, Freaky, Bubbly Personality.
Upscale, Always Fresh for our pleasure 😘
SafeReliableDiscreet
wont waste your time so dont waste mine.
✅SWEET AND FUN SOUTHERN BELLETOP RATED✅
✅!!!REAL AND RECENT PICS✅
CUSTOM PICS AVAILABLE
VIDEO CHAT AVAILABLE
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
(if you chose to request a follow on instagram, I need you to text me, giving
me your handle, or message me on instagram with your telephone number NO
EXCEPTIONS) Instagram-forevertexas1983
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Posted: 7:09 PM
FS, BBBJ, DATY,
$Special $$
140 QV
180hhr
260hr
+$25 for bare
38DD Shaven, Blonde Hair, Green Eyes
Incall Only
Outcall is not included for this special price.
2 girls available
fetish, Role play, Dom, Sub, Mistress,
Sexy Dress Up
Available for Parties, Dinner Date,
Special Request Is+💲
GFE MILF Please No Low Ballers Im Trying To Get
a Car From The Upcoming Auction!!!
Sat. Oct. 18
Posted: 10:23 PM
Posted: 9:26 PM
HORNY AND READY TO PLEASE U.CUM SEE ME
100% satisfation gaurenteed. 💦CUM see how good i can
make you feel🫠🤤 multi pop. i love to swallow
let me get all that cum you got baby every last drop i
also do fs. i got a fat juicy pusy a big ass and nice natural
titties.
offering:
♡ GFE
♡ DATTY
♡ CREAM PIE
♡ MULTI POP
♡ ROLE PLAY
♡ GREEK (limited)
♡ BBBJ
♡ CIM
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Posted: 6:22 PM
Hello guys..
I'm AmyLynn, 38 DD, Long Legs! 😎 onlyfans.com/amylynnlove 😘
Erotic Play and GFE Specialist...
Nuru Body to Body Massage♥GFE♥ Deep tissue Massage Role play.FS..Im Vanilla
THE ULTIMATE in Body Pampering. DAty.. 🍭 Intamacy and cuddling.Easy
going.Classy Lady. Available or.Looking for Mature,
Businesss Minded ..Over 35 years of age please be respectful when texting...
please...No AA....Varifcation needed for Dates ..Appointments are required
start times After 6Pm Appointments only,,
Incall Only at my private residence..private Descreet....Mature PLease
Posted: 4:53 PM
Posted: 3:39 AM
specials tonight🍓 AVAILABLE 🍒 !! Come EXPERIENCEmy super powers for yourself! MILF/GILF SEXY EROTIC BBW /Thick
SW Near Ikea
57
SW Near Ikea
BE READY!!! Serious only! No FWB please be repectful and do not ask!!!
no call no shows will be blocked!
Hello handsome ! Let me take you on a journey of pleasure. I’m skilled with my
hands, and I’m completely devoted to igniting desire. I worship the male form
with an intense passion, and I know just how to make you feel truly wanted. Are
you ready to surrender to my touch GFE and ’an erotic massage that melts away
your tension, paired with worship that will leave you breathless. Trust me, .
And don’t worry, GFE AA bbc
420! N!
Please do not
call ! Might have company and do not want to have to shut my phone off during
the time that I am visiting with them so please do not call only text text
text text
as soon as I see you have texted I will text you
Fri. Oct. 17
Posted: 3:52 PM
Posted: 2:16 PM
FS, BBBJ, DATY,
$Special $$
140 QV
180hhr
260hr
+$25 for bare
38DD Shaven, Blonde Hair, Green Eyes
Incall Only
Outcall is not included for this special price.
2 girls available
fetish, Role play, Dom, Sub, Mistress,
Sexy Dress Up
Available for Parties, Dinner Date,
Special Request Is+💲
GFE MILF Please No Low Ballers Im Trying To Get
a Car From The Upcoming Auction!!!
Thu. Oct. 16
Posted: 10:08 AM
FS, BBBJ, DATY,
$Special $$
140 QV
180hhr
260hr
+$25 for bare
38DD Shaven, Blonde Hair, Green Eyes
Incall Only
Outcall is not included for this special price.
2 girls available
fetish, Role play, Dom, Sub, Mistress,
Sexy Dress Up
Available for Parties, Dinner Date,
Special Request Is+💲
GFE MILF Please No Low Ballers Im Trying To Get
a Car From The Upcoming Auction!!!
Posted: 3:43 AM
specials tonight🍓 AVAILABLE 🍒 !! Come EXPERIENCEmy super powers for yourself! MILF/GILF SEXY EROTIC BBW /Thick
SW Near Ikea
57
SW Near Ikea
BE READY!!! Serious only! No FWB please be repectful and do not ask!!!
no call no shows will be blocked!
Hello handsome ! Let me take you on a journey of pleasure. I’m skilled with my
hands, and I’m completely devoted to igniting desire. I worship the male form
with an intense passion, and I know just how to make you feel truly wanted. Are
you ready to surrender to my touch GFE and ’an erotic massage that melts away
your tension, paired with worship that will leave you breathless. Trust me, .
And don’t worry, GFE AA bbc
420! N!
Please do not
call ! Might have company and do not want to have to shut my phone off during
the time that I am visiting with them so please do not call only text text
text text
as soon as I see you have texted I will text you
Wed. Oct. 15
Posted: 11:16 PM
Posted: 10:30 PM
🍓 AVAILABLE 🍒 !! Come EXPERIENCEmy super powers for yourself! MILF/GILF SEXY EROTIC BBW /Thick
SW Near Ikea
57
SW Near Ikea
BE READY!!! Serious only! No FWB please be repectful and do not ask!!!
no call no shows will be blocked!
Hello handsome ! Let me take you on a journey of pleasure. I’m skilled with my
hands, and I’m completely devoted to igniting desire. I worship the male form
with an intense passion, and I know just how to make you feel truly wanted. Are
you ready to surrender to my touch GFE and ’an erotic massage that melts away
your tension, paired with worship that will leave you breathless. Trust me, .
And don’t worry, GFE AA bbc
420! N!
Please do not
call ! Might have company and do not want to have to shut my phone off during
the time that I am visiting with them so please do not call only text text
text text
as soon as I see you have texted I will text you
Posted: 9:24 PM
One on One Specials 🏷
Sensual Massages & More 😜
Make a Movie With Me 🤳
CALL OR TEXT FOR DETAILS
❌ Nothing Bare ❌
FACETIMES • CONTENT & Panties 4 Sale
TWITTER: https://x.com/socalbookfiend
ONLYFANS: 50% Off Oct Birthday Sale ♎
onlyfans.com/socalbookfiend1
TELEGRAM 4 Events/Booking/Content/VideoCalls
https://t.me/+84B1gm1koRxjZDY5
Posted: 8:16 PM
Tue. Oct. 14
Posted: 11:10 PM
🍓 AVAILABLE 🍒 !! Come EXPERIENCEmy super powers for yourself! MILF/GILF SEXY EROTIC BBW /Thick
SW Near Ikea
57
SW Near Ikea
BE READY!!! Serious only! No FWB please be repectful and do not ask!!!
no call no shows will be blocked!
Hello handsome ! Let me take you on a journey of pleasure. I’m skilled with my
hands, and I’m completely devoted to igniting desire. I worship the male form
with an intense passion, and I know just how to make you feel truly wanted. Are
you ready to surrender to my touch GFE and ’an erotic massage that melts away
your tension, paired with worship that will leave you breathless. Trust me, .
And don’t worry, GFE AA bbc
420! N!
Please do not
call ! Might have company and do not want to have to shut my phone off during
the time that I am visiting with them so please do not call only text text
text text
as soon as I see you have texted I will text you
Posted: 8:28 PM
Hi
🩷I'm a very discreet, independent woman with an amazing
personality you wont forget.....
I am petite, provocative and nice looking from face to toe. I have smooth
skin, I’m very outgoing and love spending quality time with a nice gentlemen.
🩷 No Upsell/flat rate i offer a nice sensual full body deep tissue
massage and more .....
🩷 My sessions are always relaxed, So you will receive maximum pleasure &
enjoyment. Available with at least an hr notice! **Outcall only I drive
🩷 LIVE cam show $50/15 min
Posted: 8:13 PM
Posted: 10:52 AM
Mon. Oct. 13
Posted: 11:07 PM
Posted: 10:46 PM
Posted: 10:11 PM
One on One Specials 🏷
Sensual Massages & More 😜
Make a Movie With Me 🤳
CALL OR TEXT FOR DETAILS
❌ Nothing Bare ❌
FACETIMES • CONTENT & Panties 4 Sale
TWITTER: https://x.com/socalbookfiend
ONLYFANS: 50% Off Oct Birthday Sale ♎
onlyfans.com/socalbookfiend1
TELEGRAM 4 Events/Booking/Content/VideoCalls
https://t.me/+84B1gm1koRxjZDY5
Posted: 7:45 PM
No incall unfortunately but to make up for it im doing 150 outcall hours 80 qv cardates and 60 bbbj cardates
Flamingo and Paradise
44
Flamingo and Paradise
250 HR 200 HHR 150 QV and 100 BBBJ outcall
200 HR 175 HHR 120 QV 80 BBBJ Incall
I am fetish and kink friendly, so just ask
if your fetish is one i am open too and ill tell you
how much I will do it for!😘
unfortunately it's come to me having to tell you again if you want me to lick
or suck something on your body make sure you have just washed it and it's
completely shaved you can't expect stellar service from me when you don't even
come clean freshly showered me within the hour not before you went to work not
in the morning and then you come see me at night within the hour and please
don't ask me to lick your balls if you haven't shaved in the past decade
