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Operation: - 49
I am:
A woman
I see:
Men
,
Women
The Target: A man with nerves of steel, a valid
driver's license, and a questionable moral
compass.
About Me:
I’m the girl your mother warned you about—mostly
because I still owe her $50 and I’m currently
"between residences" (if you count the back of a
2014 Honda Civic that doesn't run anymore). I
have the stealth of a ninja, the charm of a siren,
and the legal record of someone who treats
"Do Not Enter" signs as polite suggestions.
About You:
You should be ruggedly handsome, but in a
"I can blend into a crowd at a bus station" kind of way.
You must be comfortable with:
Tactical Romance:
Can you whisper sweet nothings into a comms
headset while I’m shimmying through a ventilation
duct in just a push up bra and of course, matching
undies
Heavy Lifting:
I’m stealing a vintage, hand - held machine that
buzzes. It’s for "The Mission." Don’t ask questions.
The "Get Out of Jail" Phase:
Ideally, you have a cousin who is a public defender
or you’re very good at identifying structural
weaknesses in county-grade masonry.
The Itinerary:
Phase 1 (The Meet): We meet at a dive bar. We lock
eyes. I slip a microfilm (or a CVS receipt) into your
pocket. We "network" intensely in the corner booth.
Phase 2 (The Operation): We infiltrate the local
petting zoo to "liberate" a very specific llama named
Gary.
Phase 3 (The Complication): When the inevitable
sirens start, and I end up behind bars for
"unauthorized camel-lid transportation," you will be
expected to post bail using the bag of nickels I’ve
hidden behind the dumpster at Arby’s.
Phase 4 (The Celebration): A victory lap involving
cheap champagne and avoiding all state borders.
MUST POSSESS: A getaway car with a muffler
(no tuners, Steve), the ability to look natural while
wearing a fake mustache, and a high tolerance for
my "creative" interpretation of the law.
Bonus points if you have a "Get Out of Jail Free"
card. I’ve tried using the one from Monopoly, and
apparently, Collin County Jail doesn't appreciate
Hasbro-based jurisprudence. That's why they only
kept me for a week...lol
Wanna see if we're a match made in Hasbro Hmu,
information is below...
214-542-5813
VERIFIED?
Sat 03 Jan 2026 8:27 AM
- Age: 49
- Location: Fort Worth
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