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Sun. Mar. 29
Posted: 11:33 AM
Aye Papi!
☎📲 NEW NUMBER 2.1.09679.9.76
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
DONT BE ON MY LINE PLAYING GAMES
🎥check out my videos🎥
No one really reads these anyways.
Come and indulge in mesmerizing waters🌊🌊
let the Blue fever take you over🌡🌡
SSBBW with a super soaker.
It’s all about fun & good vibes.
ALWAYS AVAILABLE 24/7
🚫Don't hit my line if you can’t do video chat verification.
🚫🚫🚫 NO LOW BALLERS.
You get what you pay for, and trust me, big girls do it better! 😊
Incalls only! Let me be your hostess with the mostess 😚
Outcalls will require you to get my uber to and from
Most fetish welcome. Just ask daddy.
Closed mouths don't get fed.
NO YOU CANNOT HIT IT RAW so don't ask.
💰 Money talks.
✅FULL SERVICE
✅BBJ
✅FETISH SEX
✅CW
✅GREEK
✅RUSSIAN
✅BDSM
🚫PIMPS
🚫COPS
🚫NO DRAMA
🚫BULLSHIT
🚫GAMES
🚫CAR DATES ( im not 16 anymore)
🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
QV/125
HHR/175
HR/250
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
RATES ARE NONNEGOTIABLE
🚫DO NOT TEXT ME ASKING FOR BBJ TILL YOU FINISH... its my time youre getting
not how we spend it.
VIDEO VERIFICATION IS REQUIRED FOR ALL MEETS.
I PREFER DIGITAL PAYMENTS I HAVE APPLE PAY, CASH APP, AND CHIME.
of course cash is cool too
Posted: 11:15 AM
💋TOTALLY LEGIT!! NOT A SCAMMER! AVAILABLE 4 OUT CALLS AVAILABLE! NO DEPOSIT! NO BS!💋
💋NOT A SCAM!! OUT CALLS AVAILABLE!💋
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💋NOT A SCAM!! OUT CALLS AVAILABLE!💋
💋AVAILABLE AND READY 4 OUT CALLS.. NO BS. TOTALLY LEGIT AND
INDEPENDANT. 100 % REAL. FUN SIZE. NO CAR DATES. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. FOR
MORE INFO TEXT ME.💋
Posted: 9:07 AM
lost contacts and have new number !
im looking to meet strangers and have some hot passionate fun wirh no strings
attached !
im married and i can host on certain mornings in SA!
im very passionate and oral and love having a good time! i play with men and
women ans couples!
its 400 for an hour so if still interested send face pic and what town you are
located in and lets make some hot passionate fun
Posted: 6:04 AM
Posted: 4:39 AM
💖 Old number closed👉 Text for instant reply: 210 262 1 605 💋 40-Year-Old Confident Woman | Available 24/7 | VIP Vibes
✅ Active number Text me here 👉 210 262 1 605 WhatsApp : 210 262 1 605
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✅ Active number Text me here 👉 210 262 1 605 WhatsApp : 210 262 1 605
I do Facetime
WhatsApp : 210 262 1 605
Telegram : @Phyllis_4
Active number : 210 262 1 605
Confident, fun, and friendly 40-year-old mom available to chat and connect.
✔ In‑Call & Out‑Call 🚗🏨
✔ Car fun or hotel meets
I enjoy good conversation, laughter, and meeting people of all ages (18+).
Open-minded, warm, and easy to talk to.
Available day and night for genuine connections and good vibes.
✅ Active number Text me here 👉 210 262 1 605
Posted: 4:27 AM
*Hello gentlemen!! im Kandi. Im called the GOAT for a reason and i can show ya
better than i can tell ya!!! So cum n see me sometime!!! You wont regret it!!!
*$100 QV special all 3 open!!!
*100% Real and look like my pics
*Easy going and laid back with thick thighs and pretty brown eyes.
*i am 5'7" and thicker than a snicker with curves in all the right places
and the skills to rock your world!!!
*no laws, no bullshit, no pimp and no deposit!!
*Incalls prefered.
*Outcalls ok as long as you cover my travel to and from!!!
**serious inquiries only
Posted: 1:20 AM
Sat. Mar. 28
Posted: 11:13 PM
Posted: 11:12 PM
GOOD MORNING LOVE!!
INCALLS ONLY
WANT 1ST PRIORITY ON UR VISIT ARRANGEMENTS INCLUDE A SELFIE WITH AGE AND WHAT
UR LOOKING FOR. IN TEXT MESSAGE BJ// FULL-SERVICE...!
GOOD LUCK BABY SEE YA SOON❤💯💋
HABLO LOS 2 IDIOMAS
NO HAGO LLAMADAS AL DOMICILIO!!!
FAVOR DE MANDAR FOTO DE ROSTRO CON EDAD Y INDICANDO Q TIPO DE VISITA QUIERES
EN UN TEXTO...❤ SUERTE NOS VEMOS AMOR😘💯
Posted: 11:08 PM
Posted: 11:05 PM
Posted: 10:52 PM
*Hello gentlemen!! im Kandi. Im called the GOAT for a reason and i can show ya
better than i can tell ya!!! So cum n see me sometime!!! You wont regret it!!!
*$100 QV special all 3 open!!!
*100% Real and look like my pics
*Easy going and laid back with thick thighs and pretty brown eyes.
*i am 5'7" and thicker than a snicker with curves in all the right places
and the skills to rock your world!!!
*no laws, no bullshit, no pimp and no deposit!!
*Incalls prefered.
*Outcalls ok as long as you cover my travel to and from!!!
**serious inquiries only
Posted: 9:45 PM
💋TOTALLY LEGIT!! NOT A SCAMMER! AVAILABLE 4 OUT CALLS AVAILABLE! NO DEPOSIT! NO BS!💋
💋NOT A SCAM!! OUT CALLS AVAILABLE!💋
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💋NOT A SCAM!! OUT CALLS AVAILABLE!💋
💋AVAILABLE AND READY 4 OUT CALLS.. NO BS. TOTALLY LEGIT AND
INDEPENDANT. 100 % REAL. FUN SIZE. NO CAR DATES. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. FOR
MORE INFO TEXT ME.💋
Posted: 8:49 PM
Posted: 8:20 PM
💖 Old number closed👉 Text for instant reply: 210 262 1 605 💋 40-Year-Old Confident Woman | Available 24/7 | VIP Vibes
✅ Active number Text me here 👉 210 262 1 605 WhatsApp : 210 262 1 605
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✅ Active number Text me here 👉 210 262 1 605 WhatsApp : 210 262 1 605
I do Facetime
WhatsApp : 210 262 1 605
Telegram : @Phyllis_4
Active number : 210 262 1 605
Confident, fun, and friendly 40-year-old mom available to chat and connect.
✔ In‑Call & Out‑Call 🚗🏨
✔ Car fun or hotel meets
I enjoy good conversation, laughter, and meeting people of all ages (18+).
Open-minded, warm, and easy to talk to.
Available day and night for genuine connections and good vibes.
✅ Active number Text me here 👉 210 262 1 605
Posted: 8:01 PM
Curvy vivacious intelligent blond looking for a good time. Are you Mister Good
Times Im a laid-back and happy-go-lucky chick who likes to have fun, you wont
be disappointed i promise to put a smile on your face and leave you totally
satisfied. Youve tried the rest now enjoy the best! Call me lets make a
connection!
Rates: $100.00 qv, $140 hhr, $180.00 per hr incall
$260.00 per hr outcall no hhr or qv on outcalls
NO DEPOSITS OR ANYTHING UPFRONT!!! you pay when we meet!
Hours of operation: Noon-10pm
content seller and video chats for $$$.
Posted: 7:09 PM
💦 $65 INCALL QV 15 MINS 🍆 OUTCALL 30 MINS $200 SPECIAL 🔥TIGHT WET KITTY 😺 AWESOME MOUTH HUGS🥰CUM SEE ME
281 AND BITTERS and AIRPORT
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281 AND BITTERS and AIRPORT
IM MOBILE AND ABLE TO DO OUTCALLS
I DO ASK THAT YOU GIVE ME 30 MINS HEADS UP
************
$65 for 15 mins incall
$125 for 30 mins
$240 for 60 mins
Incall donation
PLEASE TEXT ME CAN'T ALWAYS ANSWER PHONE CALLS
💋💋💋💋💋
OUTCALLS AVAILABLE NEXT WEEK SPECIALS ON OUTCALLS
$150 for 15 mins
$200 for 30 mins HUMP day SPECIAL 🍆
$375 for 60 mins
Outcall price
Also depends on where because I uber.
I WAS JUST TOLD THAT I NEED TO LET YOU GENTLEMEN KNOW THAT I DO REQUIRE
PAYMENT UP FRONT WHEN YOU GET HERE.
I DON'T ASK FOR DEPOSITS. I JUST ASK FOR THE MONEY WHEN YOU GET HERE.
THERE HAVE BEEN TOO MANY TIMES I HAVE BEEN TALKING SO MUCH.I FORGET TO GET THE
PAYMENT AFTER.
I HOPE THIS CLEARS UP ANY QUESTIONS THAT Y'ALL MIGHT HAVE
Posted: 5:58 PM
Posted: 4:50 PM
Posted: 4:36 PM
Posted: 1:12 PM
Im a very free spirited wild flower thats not ready to be tamed just yet. Im
into the discreet fun, couples fantasies & just straight up having a good time
while receiving a deep tissue massage. 😉 Incalls & outcalls are accepted. If
you request an outcall then please be aware that there is a possibility that
you will be responsible for my ride to you.
💦
***** Must be able to provide transportation to you and i will provids it
back *****
Posted: 11:06 AM
Aye Papi!
☎📲 NEW NUMBER 2.1.09679.9.76
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
DONT BE ON MY LINE PLAYING GAMES
🎥check out my videos🎥
No one really reads these anyways.
Come and indulge in mesmerizing waters🌊🌊
let the Blue fever take you over🌡🌡
SSBBW with a super soaker.
It’s all about fun & good vibes.
ALWAYS AVAILABLE 24/7
🚫Don't hit my line if you can’t do video chat verification.
🚫🚫🚫 NO LOW BALLERS.
You get what you pay for, and trust me, big girls do it better! 😊
Incalls only! Let me be your hostess with the mostess 😚
Outcalls will require you to get my uber to and from
Most fetish welcome. Just ask daddy.
Closed mouths don't get fed.
NO YOU CANNOT HIT IT RAW so don't ask.
💰 Money talks.
✅FULL SERVICE
✅BBJ
✅FETISH SEX
✅CW
✅GREEK
✅RUSSIAN
✅BDSM
🚫PIMPS
🚫COPS
🚫NO DRAMA
🚫BULLSHIT
🚫GAMES
🚫CAR DATES ( im not 16 anymore)
🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
QV/125
HHR/175
HR/250
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
RATES ARE NONNEGOTIABLE
🚫DO NOT TEXT ME ASKING FOR BBJ TILL YOU FINISH... its my time youre getting
not how we spend it.
VIDEO VERIFICATION IS REQUIRED FOR ALL MEETS.
I PREFER DIGITAL PAYMENTS I HAVE APPLE PAY, CASH APP, AND CHIME.
of course cash is cool too
Posted: 9:43 AM
😜 ! LATE NIGHT PLATINUM !😚 INCALLS ONLY 😜 NO DRAMA 😜 ! NO BULLSHIT ! 😜 ! TIGHTEST !😜
Medical center
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Medical center
😜 BEFORE YOU END YOUR NIGHT TONIGHT ...
😜 CUM RELAX AND RELEASE SOME STRESS WITH A LITTLE PLATINUM ! 😜
😜 ITS WHAT YOU WANT AND NEED TO END YOUR NIGHT RIGHT !😜
😋 THE RIGHT WAY😋 THE ONLY WAY 😋 THE PLATINUM WAY !
😜THE SMALLEST 😋 THE TIGHTEST 😋 MOST GRIPPING 😋
😋 INCALL ONLY 😋 NO OUTCALLS 😋 INCALL ONLY 😋
😋 CASH DONATIONS 😋 CASHAPP- APPLEPAY- VENMO - DONATIONS ACCEPTED😜
😜 NO DEPOSIT REQUIRED 😜 SERIOUS INQUIRERS 😜
😜 NO DRAMA 😜 NO BULLSHIT 😜 STRAIGHT FORWARD😋
😜 GRADE A 😜 PLATINUM QUALITY 😜
Posted: 7:21 AM
Posted: 7:12 AM
COME GET IN-BETWEEN THESE THICK THIGHS!!!💋NEED TO SIT ON SOMEONES FACE, CAN I SQUIRT IN YOUR MOUTH
I-10 and WURZBACH
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I-10 and WURZBACH
YOU CAN GET IN-BETWEEN THESE THICK AZZ
THIGHS!!!SEND ME A TEXT SO WE CAN MEET UP.
IM FINALLY ALONE AND WANT TO WATCH YOUR MOUTH LICK MY LIPS..... PUSSY LIPS!
MMMMMM!
WANT TO CREAM ALL OVER YOUR FACE,CAN I RIDE YOUR FACE
OR CAN YOU BEND ME OVER AND EAT IT FROM BEHIND
DO YOU WANT TO WATCH ME WHILE I CUM ALL OVER MY VIBRATOR
IS THERE A MORE PERFECT WAY THEN TO RIDE A BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME FACE
IF YOU THINK THERE IS SOMETHING BETTER THAN SHOW ME!
WHO CAN PROVE THAT THEY KNOW HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN SQUIRT
IM READY LETS GO 😏💋😹💦
LOCATION IS ON I-10 and WURZBACH
Posted: 4:09 AM
Posted: 3:56 AM
A GiFTED+TALENTED🏆🥇REAL NYMPHO
PRETTY N PiNK 🎀 ALWAYS SWEET
FiNE AZZ EVER💄👠FROM HEAD 2 TOE
💕 INCALL READY 4 CUMPANY 💕
VERY FLEXIBLE ~ NEVER RUSHED
VidChat VERIFICATION🤳4 ALL OutCalls
FS✔ CBJ✔ MSOG ✔ FETISH✔ RolePlay✔
•NO BB •NO GREEK • NO GFE •NO DATY
📲HMU 2 CUM NOW💦
***NO EXPLICIT DISCUSSIONS***
🌹DONATIONS ARE 4 MY TIME🌹
-no deposit, unless i travel out of county 2 hangout-
Fri. Mar. 27
Posted: 11:56 PM
Posted: 11:51 PM
A GiFTED+TALENTED🏆🥇REAL NYMPHO
PRETTY N PiNK 🎀 ALWAYS SWEET
FiNE AZZ EVER💄👠FROM HEAD 2 TOE
💕 INCALL READY 4 CUMPANY 💕
VERY FLEXIBLE ~ NEVER RUSHED
VidChat VERIFICATION🤳4 ALL OutCalls
FS✔ CBJ✔ MSOG ✔ FETISH✔ RolePlay✔
•NO BB •NO GREEK • NO GFE •NO DATY
📲HMU 2 CUM NOW💦
***NO EXPLICIT DISCUSSIONS***
🌹DONATIONS ARE 4 MY TIME🌹
-no deposit, unless i travel out of county 2 hangout-
Posted: 11:44 PM
Posted: 11:40 PM
*Hello gentlemen!! im Kandi. Im called the GOAT for a reason and i can show ya
better than i can tell ya!!! So cum n see me sometime!!! You wont regret it!!!
*$100 QV special all 3 open!!!
*100% Real and look like my pics
*Easy going and laid back with thick thighs and pretty brown eyes.
*i am 5'7" and thicker than a snicker with curves in all the right places
and the skills to rock your world!!!
*no laws, no bullshit, no pimp and no deposit!!
*Incalls prefered.
*Outcalls ok as long as you cover my travel to and from!!!
**serious inquiries only
Posted: 11:29 PM
Posted: 11:11 PM
GOOD MORNING LOVE!!
INCALLS ONLY
WANT 1ST PRIORITY ON UR VISIT ARRANGEMENTS INCLUDE A SELFIE WITH AGE AND WHAT
UR LOOKING FOR. IN TEXT MESSAGE BJ// FULL-SERVICE...!
GOOD LUCK BABY SEE YA SOON❤💯💋
HABLO LOS 2 IDIOMAS
NO HAGO LLAMADAS AL DOMICILIO!!!
FAVOR DE MANDAR FOTO DE ROSTRO CON EDAD Y INDICANDO Q TIPO DE VISITA QUIERES
EN UN TEXTO...❤ SUERTE NOS VEMOS AMOR😘💯
Posted: 10:14 PM
Posted: 8:51 PM
Im a very free spirited wild flower thats not ready to be tamed just yet. Im
into the discreet fun, couples fantasies & just straight up having a good time
while receiving a deep tissue massage. 😉 Incalls & outcalls are accepted. If
you request an outcall then please be aware that there is a possibility that
you will be responsible for my ride to you.
💦
***** Must be able to provide transportation to you and i will provids it
back *****
Posted: 8:50 PM
💖 Old number closed👉 Text for instant reply: 210 262 1 605 💋 40-Year-Old Confident Woman | Available 24/7 | VIP Vibes
✅ Active number Text me here 👉 210 262 1 605 WhatsApp : 210 262 1 605
40
✅ Active number Text me here 👉 210 262 1 605 WhatsApp : 210 262 1 605
I do Facetime
WhatsApp : 210 262 1 605
Telegram : @Phyllis_4
Active number : 210 262 1 605
Confident, fun, and friendly 40-year-old mom available to chat and connect.
✔ In‑Call & Out‑Call 🚗🏨
✔ Car fun or hotel meets
I enjoy good conversation, laughter, and meeting people of all ages (18+).
Open-minded, warm, and easy to talk to.
Available day and night for genuine connections and good vibes.
✅ Active number Text me here 👉 210 262 1 605
Posted: 7:57 PM
Posted: 7:28 PM
Posted: 6:50 PM
💦 $65 INCALL QV 15 MINS 🍆 OUTCALL 30 MINS $200 SPECIAL 🔥TIGHT WET KITTY 😺 AWESOME MOUTH HUGS🥰CUM SEE ME
281 AND BITTERS and AIRPORT
55
281 AND BITTERS and AIRPORT
IM MOBILE AND ABLE TO DO OUTCALLS
I DO ASK THAT YOU GIVE ME 30 MINS HEADS UP
************
$65 for 15 mins incall
$125 for 30 mins
$240 for 60 mins
Incall donation
PLEASE TEXT ME CAN'T ALWAYS ANSWER PHONE CALLS
💋💋💋💋💋
OUTCALLS AVAILABLE NEXT WEEK SPECIALS ON OUTCALLS
$150 for 15 mins
$200 for 30 mins HUMP day SPECIAL 🍆
$375 for 60 mins
Outcall price
Also depends on where because I uber.
I WAS JUST TOLD THAT I NEED TO LET YOU GENTLEMEN KNOW THAT I DO REQUIRE
PAYMENT UP FRONT WHEN YOU GET HERE.
I DON'T ASK FOR DEPOSITS. I JUST ASK FOR THE MONEY WHEN YOU GET HERE.
THERE HAVE BEEN TOO MANY TIMES I HAVE BEEN TALKING SO MUCH.I FORGET TO GET THE
PAYMENT AFTER.
I HOPE THIS CLEARS UP ANY QUESTIONS THAT Y'ALL MIGHT HAVE
Posted: 6:24 PM
Curvy vivacious intelligent blond looking for a good time. Are you Mister Good
Times Im a laid-back and happy-go-lucky chick who likes to have fun, you wont
be disappointed i promise to put a smile on your face and leave you totally
satisfied. Youve tried the rest now enjoy the best! Call me lets make a
connection!
Rates: $100.00 qv, $140 hhr, $180.00 per hr incall
$260.00 per hr outcall no hhr or qv on outcalls
NO DEPOSITS OR ANYTHING UPFRONT!!! you pay when we meet!
Hours of operation: Noon-10pm
content seller and video chats for $$$.
Posted: 5:44 PM
Posted: 5:36 PM
Posted: 1:51 PM
Again. Guys. ill have a sitter for my mom all today so if you want to arrange a meeting let me knownothing is off the menue now come lets playgot a new phone call me ot text allowing going down on me
Division and commercial
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Division and commercial
Anule is now on the list 200 dollars HELLO GUYS IM BACK CUM let me MAKE YOU
CUMMM at roosvelt at budget and back and
forth to I NOW HAVE A HOUSE on division and COMERCIAL PRIVATE
40 BJ COVERED ( 50 bbbj)NO ONE YOUNGER THAN. 26 SORR)
100 hh uncovered 120 covered is 100 hr covered 120
HR UNCOVERED 140. qv is 80
80 dollar riim jobs in the giver not receiver)ILL BE. BY THE PHONE DONT MAKE
T TO LONG ....also want to try getting a rim job youlll love it no need to be
shy come on give it a try $80 also phone sex20 dollars cash app
no fingering but also i love giving
spankingsthanks...
Posted: 1:03 PM
🍷10 years of divorcing that asshole time to celebrate🎈
🧐 Gentlemen, if you're looking for the most sensual, arousing, and
life-changing Massage, you found your woman💦
😈😘 gentlemen I will be out of town for a couple weeks so if you would like
to see me now is your time🥰
Round voluptuous Booty🍑
Small Waist⏳
Thick Thighs 🥮
Classy🍾
Mature👠
Independent Older Woman 🎓
Host after 7pm ONLY🏠
You Design your fantasy Package🦄
I can come to you 🛻 Vroom Vroom!
🚫LE, 🚫Games, 🚫BS 💯 Real
Text Anytime for INSTANT reply📲 Please DONT Call 📵
Ask if you wanna know⁉
Posted: 10:31 AM
lost contacts and have new number !
im looking to meet strangers and have some hot passionate fun wirh no strings
attached !
im married and i can host on certain mornings in SA!
im very passionate and oral and love having a good time! i play with men and
women ans couples!
its 400 for an hour so if still interested send face pic and what town you are
located in and lets make some hot passionate fun
Posted: 10:31 AM
Aye Papi!
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY
DONT BE ON MY LINE PLAYING GAMES
🎥check out my videos🎥
No one really reads these anyways.
Come and indulge in mesmerizing waters🌊🌊
let the Blue fever take you over🌡🌡
SSBBW with a super soaker.
It’s all about fun & good vibes.
ALWAYS AVAILABLE 24/7
🚫Don't hit my line if you can’t do video chat verification.
🚫🚫🚫 NO LOW BALLERS.
You get what you pay for, and trust me, big girls do it better! 😊
Incalls only! Let me be your hostess with the mostess 😚
Outcalls will require you to get my uber to and from
Most fetish welcome. Just ask daddy.
Closed mouths don't get fed.
NO YOU CANNOT HIT IT RAW so don't ask.
💰 Money talks.
✅FULL SERVICE
✅BBJ
✅FETISH SEX
✅CW
✅GREEK
✅RUSSIAN
✅BDSM
🚫PIMPS
🚫COPS
🚫NO DRAMA
🚫BULLSHIT
🚫GAMES
🚫CAR DATES ( im not 16 anymore)
🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
QV/125
HHR/175
HR/250
🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹
RATES ARE NONNEGOTIABLE
🚫DO NOT TEXT ME ASKING FOR BBJ TILL YOU FINISH... its my time youre getting
not how we spend it.
VIDEO VERIFICATION IS REQUIRED FOR ALL MEETS.
I PREFER DIGITAL PAYMENTS I HAVE APPLE PAY, CASH APP, AND CHIME.
of course cash is cool too
Posted: 8:40 AM
Posted: 7:33 AM
🌸👑🐻
Hey—I’m Violet. I live in hotels because… why pay rent when you can get mints
on your pillow My tuxedo princess, Oreo Bear 🐱🌷, has ruled me for eight
years. She wears bows like a pageant queen, demands tuna like it’s caviar, and
glares at checkout like “You’re late, peasant.”
I’m not a clock-watcher—time flies when you’re having fun. No drama, no drama
queens (except Oreo). Discretion’s my middle name—if I see you at H-E-B, I
won’t even blink unless you say hi first. You work hard for your cash, I work
hard for mine. Respect’s non-negotiable.
And yeah—every date helps fund her bow empire. But don’t tell her that. She’d
just demand a crown next.
So if you want a girl who laughs at her own puns, kisses like it’s a crime to
stop, and travels with royalty who thinks sidewalks are for peasants—text me.
Just don’t ask about savings. Or hers. She’ll paw you into next week 🐾😏✨
Text “Oreo” if you’re brave enough.
