Posted: 10:37 PM
*IF YOU HAVE THE NUMBER ENDING IN 0551 PLEASE USE THIS NEW NUMBER
My MOUTH is always getting me in trouble. Im terrible at keeping it
shut ๐.
**Lets start our meeting of right. c GG your message off correctly. Please
let me know where yo
u're located (Orlando doesn't help, zip code/area), what
you're looking for**
Does this scenario sound familiar The date youve been so looking forward to
starts and after you provide a sizeable donation, before youve even been
touched, the provider has been in the bathroom twice...then she finally emerges
all types of messed up to finally start your visit. After 2 or 3 minutes of
lack luster performance she needs to go to the hr bathroom again. This time
when she
comes out on top of tweaking the f out, she has an emergency. On top of
leaving early, she requests a few more dollars- because the uber is more money
than she has and the money from your appointment is going to some selfless
made up reason. She dresses 10x faster than she undressesd and assures you
that she
will make it up to you. Shes gonna call you in a couple hours. PROMISES
repeatedly.
Just before she leaves , makes one last attempt to get a few more dollars
because the emergency she's tending to, they need life saving blah blah blah.
As she
walks out the door using every pet name -she acts so sad and disappointed. Now,
she has not gotten off her phone for 1 second while all this is happening. SHES
TOTALLY GONNA CALL YOU BACK!!
๐๐I will provide you with the experience that you actually had in mind. No
tweaking, no emergencies, no bull shit. im real and thoughtful and actuall6want
you to have a good experience, not time.
โคโ๐ฅBEST HEADACHE RELIEF OF YOUR LIFE
โคโ๐ฅFULL SERVICE
โคโ๐ฅGREEK available upon my discretion
*If you approach me like youre trying to buy a couch at a flea market...i will
ignore and block you*