HELLO GENTLEMEN:
TIRED OF GTTING CATFISHED OR ROBBED BY THOSE MEAN, DIRTY, NASTY, DISGUSTING,
LAZY, BORING, AND RAUNCHY CHICKS IF SO, CALL ME FOR A UNFORGETTABLE EXPERIENCE
WITH A NICE, CLEAN, LOVEABLE, PLEASING, VIVACIOUS, SPONTANEOUS, SWEET LATINA
IN MY SWEET AND DISCREET HONEYCOMB HIDEOUT. I GUARANTEE YOU WILL NOT REGRET MY
COMPANIONSHIP. SO, STOP SCROLLING AND CALL ME NOW, PAPI!
Companionship Rates:
$140/full hour
$100/half hour
$80/15 minutes
NO FUCKERY🖕
NO POLICE🚔
NO CLOCK🕰WATCHING👀
NO DRAMA🎭
NO PIMPS👹
NO BACKDOOR🚪(so please don't ask)
NO GAMES🎲(no shows will be blocked)
*so if you make plans with me and can't make it, PLEASE call/text me to cancel*
PLEASE🚿SHOWER🧼FRESHEN UP BEFORE COMING TO SEE ME. I DO EXPECT YOU TO
MANSCAPE YOUR PRIVATE AREA, Gentlemen. Every man should at least shave/trim
once a month. We're in the Millennium for crying outloud. GET WITH THE PROGRAM,
Fellas! Don't come to me with a 1980's stank bush!!!